Ander Monson is avaricious.

Ander Monson is a seven-foot-tall French Canadian orphan.

Ander Monson is in jail.

Ander Monson belongs in jail.

Ander Monson has committed many crimes.

Ander Monson is the pen name of Franklin W. Dixon.

Ander Monson was the model for the Johnny Depp character in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Ander Monson is from Upper Michigan and has lived most of his life in places where winter is serious.

Ander Monson is just the kind of person you are bound to like.

Ander Monson knows a lot about the weather.

Ander Monson lives in Alabama.

Ander Monson was raised by speechless nuns.

Ander Monson is an assistant to the president.

Ander Monson started writing after he retired from the dogsled racing circuit.

Ander Monson is the narrator of Other Electricities.

Ander Monson is something of an egotist.

Ander Monson is a bigamist.

Ander Monson is a salty dog.

Ander Monson is too cruel for the day.

Ander Monson taught Mel Gibson Aramaic.

Ander Monson likes to see the forms of things.

Ander Monson is a woman.

Ander Monson wants to be a woman.

You read about him in the papers.

Ander Monson's poetry collection, Vacationland, is available from Tupelo Press.

Ander Monson will be there for the curtain call if you too promise to be there.